liz is asking the real questions
never ever forget
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
When my hair’s overgone and my memory fades
And the crowds don’t remember my name
When my hands don’t play the strings the same way
I know you will still love me the same
when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.
Imagine all the Avengers messing with Steve and asking “SO WAS THAT YOUR FIRST _________ SINCE 1945?” about literally everything
"No, Clint. This is not my first hot dog since 1945. I know what a hot dog is…no, that does NOT mean you can take mine! HEY GIVE IT BACK I DIDNT EVEN PUT KETCHUP ON IT YET—"
"Yes, Thor. This is my first cup of Asgardian mead since 1945, or since forever, since I’ve never had it. I don’t think you understand how the joke—nevermind."
"This isn’t my first physical exam since 1945, Bruce, I promise. The dame at the front desk 6 months ago thought my muscles were prosthetic."
"BUCKY YOU CAN’T EVEN ASK ME THAT QUESTION. I HAVE BEEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AS LONG AS YOU HAVE. YOU ARE PART OF THE JOKE, BUDDY. WE’RE BOTH LITERALLY THE JOKE."
"No…that was not my first ‘ass-whooping’ since 1945…Okay, Natasha? Can you please get me…out of this…chokehold?"
"TONY FOR GOD’S SAKE THAT WAS NOT MY FIRST HANDJOB SINCE 1945 YOU JUST GAVE ME ONE 4 DAYS AGO"
sebastian and anthony being actual 12 year olds [x]